Reynold: If China invaded, they might land on the beaches of California. So, wouldn’t it seem that the Chinese might be glad California is seizing civilian firearms?
Frank: What do you expect? With sequestration, Chinese consultants are all our government can afford. · · · →
Jimmy: I hate the fighting!
Joyce: Silly! Don’t you know? There are only two sides to every issue. · · · →
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Frank: Gee, they need a good book on brainstorming.
Joyce: Don’t be so negative! Who doesn’t want to shop with low prices? · · · →
Jimmy: Japan just bought an island that they dispute with China. So, now Japan owns it outright. But why didn’t the Communists in Beijing think of that idea—to pay for land they claim?
Frank: China’s all about low prices! Their government obviously isn’t hiring expensive enough consultants. · · · →